Portugal has a secret. As it whispered it to France, Spain overheard. With no one to whisper it to, Spain said it out loud. Belgium, Italy and Austria gasped in unison.
Malta sighed, and continued filing its fingernails, while waiting for its hair to dry.
Greece tapped its tentacles as it waited patiently for Cyprus to comment. Cyprus, however was busy nursing a hangover and wasn't in the mood.
While Ireland and England were both down with the flu, and Luxembourg was feeling rather dizzy after having spent the entire night spinning around in circles, Germany was feeling incredibly energetic and couldn't wait for summer to come.

' Surely you cannot be serious? ', came the question.